hurrrrr |
Now, while some people may be impressed with my marathon (thank you, thank you, you're too kind), there's some people out there who literally live for zombies. Which is ironic.
I really hope I don't have to explain why.
They're literal cults of people just waiting for the apocalypse with open arms. Sane ? I think not. I mean, they have zombie dating sites for christ's sake. "For even after death you both shall not part". There's zombie take out, zombie clubs, for the love of god they even have zombie gyms for the mutated humanoids who want to shed a few before chowing down on some brains. It's like the undead apocalypse is already budding it's rotted pedals. On the other side of the spectrum there's a completely different group of peeps that are obsessed with surviving said apocalypse. It's like getting ready for a nuclear war. People have built up food preserves, weaponry, even installing all types of protective gear for their home and families to keep the slimy hands of the brain-eaters from touching them. What I'd like to see is these two meeting up at some place and having a giant zombie vs. humans war for the rest of us sane people to eat popcorn to. Cheer, cheer.